February 2012
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Me: OH FUCK I JUST TOOK A BOY'S VIRGINITY. AND NOT JUST ANY BOY. ONE OF MY EX'S BEST FRIENDS. FUCK.
Momma: And it's only midnight!
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“Dennis, look, plutonium smuggled into Serria, that’s going to change my...”
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“Oh, get a job. Just get a job? Why don’t I just strap on my job helmet and...”
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“You’re like a big round wizard.”
– Dee Renolds
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“You are beautiful like demolition. Just the thought of you draws my knuckles...”
– -Henry Rollins
(via wyrd-wight)
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What happens if you fall in love with a writer? →
Lots of things might happen. That’s the thing about writers. They’re unpredictable. They might bring you eggs in bed for breakfast, or they might all but ignore you for days. They might bring you eggs in bed at three in the morning. Or they might wake you up for sex at three in the morning. Or make love at four in the afternoon. They might not sleep at all. Or they might sleep right...
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“It occurred to him, as his blood pounded, that sex has very little to do with...”
– John Updike (Natural Color)
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“Don’t let your happiness depend on something you may lose.”
– C.S Lewis (St. Augustine)
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“[I]t is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a...”
– Violet Rose, Three Steps to Better Sex (via c0zz4fr3nzy)